shotarokaneda:

riannafinch:

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

how can this much occur in three seconds

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AND IM STILL SO MAD I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

(via jackalope-miscarriage)

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

(via coyoteskinwalker)

oh my fucking god

montypla:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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LOL

Today when I was waiting to cross the street to get to my car after work, I feel a little nudge at the back of my knee and someone say “he wants to say hi!” and I look down and it’s this beautiful stocky pit with a big old goofy face staring up at me and I kneeled down and he gave me a big ole kiss and it was a great way to end the workday. Bless dogs.

my life kennel life dogs

weazulgrl:

sizvideos:

Video

I hate seeing gifs and vieos of these pet slow lorises going around with people gushing over them.

all five species of slow loris are listed as endangered or vulnerable. these are creatures that should be left in the wild or used for conservation efforts.

slow lorises have a toxic bite. before they’re set out to be pets they have teeth pulled out or removed with nail clippers. since the people in the slow loris pet trade care only about the money and not the animals many die from infections because they just remove them cheap and fast.

they’re transported from Indonesia to other parts of the world in stressful, cramped conditions which can cause anywhere from 30% to 90% of the animals transported to die on the way.

they’re also easily stressed and nocturnal, meaning they’re prone to health issues even if they make it into someone’s home as a pet because how many people do you think get these as pets that also realize that kind of stuff? not many, especially not with those viral videos out there making them seem to be adorable perfect pets.

also, yeah, the slow loris pet trade isn’t exactly legal either.

http://primatesnotpets.tumblr.com/post/30181705941/slow-loris-pet-trade-horror-story
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/videos/slow-loris-animal-cruelty/
http://forcechange.com/36867/stop-the-illegal-trade-of-the-slow-loris-in-indonesia/
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/extinction-countdown/2012/01/27/should-youtube-ban-videos-adorable-endangered-slow-loris/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8397234/Slow-loris-YouTube-videos-fuel-endangered-species-trade.html

(via notactuallycute)

THAAAAAAANK